I am the friendliest 40k player ever... An Adepticon BatRep
Mar 22, 2015 19:05:19 GMT -6
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Post by dex on Mar 22, 2015 19:05:19 GMT -6
Ok so first up results, we missed Best General by 1 point. Shit and then won best sportsmanship!
I had Tau, my random allies had eldar (all three of them!)
Game 1
We Rofled some noobz... Space marines Land raider/Bastion and tacticals etc. My ally had a lynx and then I shot them a lot. 30-0 Win
Game 2 the close one. Table quarter 7pts per and objectives 2pts per
We played against Team Sweden! These guys were great 3 from stocholm and a feller from Finland. They had a crazy crazy necron scarab farm.
Turn 1 they charge 35 inches... Womp womp and extreme destroy a Skyray. They have two Wraiths with obsec running forward to push us back. We reserve almost everything.
Bottom of 1 I kill the 15 Scarabs with my missile suits and skyray. Just doubled them out, and my ally cuts along the side of the board and ran north.
This is where the game became tau and eldar running away to survive until turn 5. They killed 80% of our army and we end up contesting 3 quarters and taking 1 for the win. 21-9 win? Close
Game 3 we got paired up against a toledo team. It was random pairing I got matched against 11 centurions, Tigi and Serverin loth. FUCK THOSE THINGS...
I went for beers with one opponent and my team mate lost to the other opponent.... still 2-0 Team 5-1 10-20 loss
Day 2
Game 1 Noobs... Rolfstomping space marines again.
A really pretty pre heresy purple army. They had 5 drop pods. They came hard I reserved against them and they killed some things. We scattered the hell away and then slowly picked them apart. 30-0 Win
Game 2 Sean Nayden guy who won LVO. They have 6 waveserpents and some wraith shit and summoning demons! It was maelstrom.
We win the roll and deploy extremely aggressively skyrays and suits on the line, wave serpents on the line and riptide right behind them. No LOS blocker but corner to corner deployment (Vangaurd Strike?)
Sean counts how many units we can even range (4) and deploys 5 units 4 dire avenger on foot and 1 fire dragon on foot. He left the firedragons in range of my guys! Then seizes the initiative!
I fire up the units back there with the large blast and everything else that was not one shot, trying to get a bunch of panic tests and first blood.
annnnnnnnd I leave one alive shit...
Turn 2. They get everything but 2 wave serpents on. Move forward in the far corner where there are no objectives and light me the fuck up. They kill 1 sky ray for first blood then our hornets, then a wave serpent. And that was bad.
Bottom of 2 we draw 4 good Cards I move around a bit and kill a bunch of obsec troops we start our running away ridiculously. Score 5 points.
This is how the rest of the games go on. They pour fire into us we die and score cards. End of the game we won by 1 point!!!!! And our team mates get 0-30'd
This gives Sean and Tony Kopach best overal and bumps us down to 1 below novak... They get bet general we get sportsman, Got a plaque and a nightspinner.
Cheers I wore our shirt for the win.
I had Tau, my random allies had eldar (all three of them!)
Game 1
We Rofled some noobz... Space marines Land raider/Bastion and tacticals etc. My ally had a lynx and then I shot them a lot. 30-0 Win
Game 2 the close one. Table quarter 7pts per and objectives 2pts per
We played against Team Sweden! These guys were great 3 from stocholm and a feller from Finland. They had a crazy crazy necron scarab farm.
Turn 1 they charge 35 inches... Womp womp and extreme destroy a Skyray. They have two Wraiths with obsec running forward to push us back. We reserve almost everything.
Bottom of 1 I kill the 15 Scarabs with my missile suits and skyray. Just doubled them out, and my ally cuts along the side of the board and ran north.
This is where the game became tau and eldar running away to survive until turn 5. They killed 80% of our army and we end up contesting 3 quarters and taking 1 for the win. 21-9 win? Close
Game 3 we got paired up against a toledo team. It was random pairing I got matched against 11 centurions, Tigi and Serverin loth. FUCK THOSE THINGS...
I went for beers with one opponent and my team mate lost to the other opponent.... still 2-0 Team 5-1 10-20 loss
Day 2
Game 1 Noobs... Rolfstomping space marines again.
A really pretty pre heresy purple army. They had 5 drop pods. They came hard I reserved against them and they killed some things. We scattered the hell away and then slowly picked them apart. 30-0 Win
Game 2 Sean Nayden guy who won LVO. They have 6 waveserpents and some wraith shit and summoning demons! It was maelstrom.
We win the roll and deploy extremely aggressively skyrays and suits on the line, wave serpents on the line and riptide right behind them. No LOS blocker but corner to corner deployment (Vangaurd Strike?)
Sean counts how many units we can even range (4) and deploys 5 units 4 dire avenger on foot and 1 fire dragon on foot. He left the firedragons in range of my guys! Then seizes the initiative!
I fire up the units back there with the large blast and everything else that was not one shot, trying to get a bunch of panic tests and first blood.
annnnnnnnd I leave one alive shit...
Turn 2. They get everything but 2 wave serpents on. Move forward in the far corner where there are no objectives and light me the fuck up. They kill 1 sky ray for first blood then our hornets, then a wave serpent. And that was bad.
Bottom of 2 we draw 4 good Cards I move around a bit and kill a bunch of obsec troops we start our running away ridiculously. Score 5 points.
This is how the rest of the games go on. They pour fire into us we die and score cards. End of the game we won by 1 point!!!!! And our team mates get 0-30'd
This gives Sean and Tony Kopach best overal and bumps us down to 1 below novak... They get bet general we get sportsman, Got a plaque and a nightspinner.
Cheers I wore our shirt for the win.
